Tom
Corin Nemec
Ben
David Faustino
Big Joe
Edward Bunker
Mr. Lewis
Robert Rodriguez
Sleezy Guy
Page Falkinburg Jr.
Carly
Gina DeVettori
Special Agent Brown
Ted Raimi
Special Agent Houston
Colby Kane
Morgan
Jennifer Finnigan
Agent
Maurice Chasse
Waiter
Sammy Montero
Ryan
Michael Rivkin
Quebert
Jason Mewes
Lindsey
Rachael Bella
Flight Attendant
Kincaid Walker
Sarah
Maeve Quinlan
Teenage Fan
Rebecca Thomas
Kid #2
Johnny Barajas
Billie
Emily Freeman
Arnie
Gavin Grissom
Bartender
Camille Rousseau
Bobbie
Fallon Taylor
Casting Director
Debbie Trejo
Wendell
Jason Marsden
Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice)
Binky van Bilderbeek
Kid #1
Gilbert Trejo
News Anchor
Kimberly Kramer
Cindy
Lacey Chabert
Tye
Edward Furlong
Julie
Cecily Gambrell
Rocko
Michael DeLorenzo
Patrick
Andy Dick
Shady
Danny Trejo
Director of Photography
Dana Gonzales
Producer
Director
Joe Eckardt
Editor
Joseph Lorigo
Screenplay
Costume Designer
Jessica Flaherty
Executive Producer
Co-Producer
Larry Bain (fix)
Story
Richard M. Ciampa
Original Music Composer
Didier Rachou
Production Design
Melanie Rein
Judd Ireland
Jerry Hernandez
Production Supervisor
Rachael Lin Gallaghan
First Assistant Camera
Brad Richard
Costumer
Dara Sattler
Sound Mixer
Mondo Vila
Still Photographer
Sonia Paulino
Don-Ya
Second Assistant Camera
Shane English
Property Master
Diana Cruz
Additional Hairstylist
Dean Bryant
"A" Camera Operator
Brian Bernstein
Key Hair Stylist
Dario Espinoza
Second Assistant Director
Will Sandoval
First Assistant Director
Michael A. Johnson
Key Makeup Artist
Christina Hernandez
Additional Director of Photography
Set Decoration
Associate Producer
Jay Hopkins
Anastacia C. Nemec
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Rob King