Ishmael Pivnik
Robert Clarke
Bunny
Susan Tyrrell
Suzie Peckerwood
Spontaneous McKnight
Pharmacist
Tony Lorea
Radio Announcer
Gregg Berger
Trailer Announcer
Paul Frees
Guy
Mark Holton
The Boss
Patrick Whyte
Polly
Barbara Goodson
Dr. Rexford Foreskinian
Arthur Brahm
Prof. Edsel Essor
Zachary Berger
Major Clive McGonad
Bernard Behrens
Lt. Lionel Peckerwood
John Meyer
George
Bill Capizzi
Officer Ignatz
Tony Plana
Mrs. Peckerwood
Melanie MacQueen
Director
Craig Mitchell
Director of Photography
John Lambert
Steve Dubin
Producer
Hadi Salem
Greg Brown
Original Music Composer
Fred Myrow
Screenplay
Jeffrey A. Montgomery