Calvin
Marlon Wayans
Darryl
Shawn Wayans
Soccer Mom
Molly Shannon
Brittany
Brittany Daniel
Richard
Fred Stoller
Janet
Alex Borstein
Walken
Chazz Palminteri
Self
Anastacia
Officer Wilson
Damien Dante Wayans
Bruno
John DeSantis
Dr. Murphy
Ken Kramer
The Jeweler
Kelly Coffield Park
Vanessa
Kerry Washington
Hockey Waitress
Moneca Delain
Calvin Body
Linden Porco
Gabriel Pimentel
Pops
John Witherspoon
Percy
Tracy Morgan
Greg
Lochlyn Munro
Dinosaur Rex
Rob Schneider
Jimmy
David Alan Grier
Rosco
Dave Sheridan
Policeman
Anthony Harrison
Stunts
Laura Lee Connery
Screenplay
Producer
Clint Carleton
Stunt Driver
Chris Palermo
Krista Bell
Andrea Kinsky
Director
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Music
Teddy Castellucci
Makeup Supervisor
Todd Tucker
Carolyn Anderson
Director of Photography
Steven Bernstein
Editor
Nick Moore
Property Master
R.D. 'Luther' Fairbairn
Rick Alvarez
Lee R. Mayes
Casting
Stuart Aikins
Lisa Beach
Sean Cossey
Sarah Katzman
Mike Jackson
Production Design
Leslie Dilley
Art Direction
Gwendolyn Margetson
Set Decoration
Tedd Kuchera
Ryan James McGrath
Costume Design
Jori Woodman
Art Department Coordinator
Sabine Schoppel
Carpenter
James Dickson
Jeff MacIntyre
Special Effects Coordinator
Lou Carlucci
Gary Paller
Animatronic and Prosthetic Effects
Keith VanderLaan
Script Supervisor
Stephanie Rossel
Hair Department Head
Linda Villalobos
Key Hair Stylist
Debra Wiebe
Makeup Department Head
Rebecca DeHerrera
Makeup Artist
Yvonne Connor
Makeup Effects
Brian Sipe
Compositing Artist
Craig Clarke