Deputy James Garcia
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Mary Birdsong
Miss Acapulco
Alejandra Gutierrez
Kevlar Guy
Brandon Molale
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Kathryn Fiore
Sheriff of Aspen
David Koechner
Persnickety Desk Worker
Dave Holmes
Jeff Spoder
Patton Oswalt
Glen the Desk Clerk
Toby Huss
Spring Break Dream Girl
Cathy Shim
Captain Rogers, DHS
Ian Roberts
Alligator Expert
Chris Tallman
Deputy Travis Junior
Robert Ben Garant
Tammy
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Ethan the Drug Lord
Paul Rudd
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Kyle Dunnigan
Breen the Plumber
David Wain
Tattooed Guy
Todd Holoubek
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Michael Patrick Jann
Terry
Nick Swardson
Decontamination Guy
Brian T. Finney
Russian Model
Irina Voronina
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Kerri Kenney
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Steve Little
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Joe Lo Truglio
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Ken Marino
Tattoo Victim
Kevin Allison
Wrestling Referee
Eric Price
Jello Wrestler
Kathryn Smith
Dangle's "Body Double"
David Veach
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Mary Castro
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Ian Black
Paul
Michael Showalter
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Thomas Lennon
Hot Paramedic
Shanti Hall
Spoder's Mom
Mindy Sterling
Clapping Cop
Matthew Budds
Barry Baum
Michael Hoback
Sir Terrence
Paul Reubens
Steve Marmella
Jack Plotnick
Jose Jose Jose
Óscar Núñez
Proctologist
Floyd Van Buskirk
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Jason Bartley
Policeman (uncredited)
David Cohen
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Tracy Dali
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Self (uncredited)
Duke Gonzalez
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Kent Kasper
Stripper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Niecy Nash-Betts
Bartender (uncredited)
Bobby Silva
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Police Officer (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Jaime Zevallos
Deputy S. Jones
Cedric Yarbrough
Chief of Police
Lennie Loftin
District Attorney
Danny DeVito
Stunts
Chick Bernhard
Executive Producer
Director
Writer
Editor
John Refoua
Producer
Michael Shamberg
Gene LeBell
Cole S. McKay
Stacey Sher
Paul Young
Peter Principato
Director of Photography
Joe Kessler
Costume Design
Mary Ann Bozek
Original Music Composer
Craig Wedren
Sandi Yi-Trimble
Casting
Julie Ashton
John Landgraf
Foley Artist
Robin Harlan
Foley Editor
Christopher Flick
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
James Bolt
Sarah Monat
Supervising Sound Editor
Mildred Iatrou
Sound Mixer
Dennis C. Salcedo
Chuck Michael
Dialogue Editor
Yann Delpuech
Sound Effects Editor