Bill
Bobby Field
Rob
Javier Morga
Sweet Thing
Rachel Riley
Inbred Jed
Jed Rowen
Inbred Ned
Klatann Thomas
Postmaster Walt
Jeff Bilbo
Norma Rae
Shyla Huber
Agent Davis
Hans Hernke
Dr. Emil Santos
Jon Snow
Lawnmower Hell Beast
David R. Laney
Mr. Bloody
Joseph Pozo
Taliban Warrior
Brian Schreiber
Linda
Kimberly Fisher
American Taliban
D.T. Carney
Inbred Ted
Chris Leone
Jennifer
Danielle De Luca
Agent Richardson
John Philbin
Anchor Man
Joe Estevez
Agent Spaulding
Christine Cowden
Agent Maxson
Daron McFarland
J.T. Hauser
Shawn Hauser
Sheriff Boyd
Stephen Peirick
Director
B. Luciano Barsuglia
Writer