Kevin
Harry Enfield
Perry
Kathy Burke
Policeman
Sam Parks
Vicar
Kenneth Cranham
Record Store Boss
Mark Tonderai
Old Lady
Patsy Byrne
Sharon
Amelia Curtis
Postman
Christopher Ettridge
Armed Robber
Frank Harper
Bank Manager
Rupert Vansittart
Big Baz
Steven O'Donnell
Candice's Adonis
James Murray
Eye Ball Paul
Rhys Ifans
Bouncer 2
Steve McFadden
Bed Crasher (uncredited)
Elliot Joseph
Dad
James Fleet
Candice
Laura Fraser
Anne Boleyn
Natasha Little
Mum
Louisa Rix
Gemma
Tabitha Wady
Bouncer
Paul Whitehouse
Shopkeeper
Badi Uzzaman
Director
Ed Bye
Screenplay
Producer
Music
Cecily Fay
David Cummings
Director of Photography
Alan Almond
Editor
Mark Wybourn
Props
Paul Bradburn