Lenny Feder
Adam Sandler
Eric Lamonsoff
Kevin James
Malcom
Tim Meadows
Officer Fluzoo
Shaquille O'Neal
Squats Fitness Janitor
Jon Lovitz
Mrs. Lamonsoff
Georgia Engel
Braden
Alexander Ludwig
Officer Dante
Peter Dante
Kyle
Oliver Hudson
Hippie Teacher
Allen Covert
Tommy Cavanugh
Steve Austin
Frat Boy Milo
Milo Ventimiglia
Kurt McKenzie
Chris Rock
Greg Feder
Jake Goldberg
Keithie Feder
Cameron Boyce
Becky Feder
Alexys Nycole Sanchez
Donna Lamonsoff
Ada-Nicole Sanger
Bean Lamonsoff
Frank Gingerich
Morgan Gingerich
Andre McKenzie
Nadji Jeter
Charlotte Mackenzie
China Anne McClain
Ronnie Mackenzie
Kaleo Elam
Penny
Cheri Oteri
Marcus Higgins
David Spade
Mary Fluzoo
Ellen Cleghorne
Hot Dance Teacher
April Rose
Gym Teacher
Dan Patrick
Nancy Arbuckle
Halston Sage
Mama Ronzoni
Ebony Jo-Ann
Kmart Employee
Norm Crosby
Kmart Mother
Melanie Hutsell
Dr. Larry
Dennis Dugan
Robideaux
Jonathan Loughran
Tardio's Wife
Jackie Sandler
Roxanne Chase-Feder
Salma Hayek Pinault
Tardio's Daughter
Sadie Sandler
Sunny Sandler
The Great Renaldo
Chris Berman
Coach Romey
Michael Kay
Principal Tardio
Richie Minervini
Muzby
Kevin Grady
Beefcake Kitty
Kris Murrell
Pizza Delivery Woman
Patty Ross
Bikini Girl Savannah
Aly Michalka
Bikini Girl Daisy
Paulina Gretzky
Deanne McKenzie
Maya Rudolph
Bumpty
Kamil McFadden
Duffy
Alexander Poncio
Male Cheerleader
Andy Samberg
Jorma Taccone
Bobby Moynihan
Akiva Schaffer
Taran Killam
Paul Brittain
Ginger (Head Cheerleader)
Erin Heatherton
Frat Boy Cooper
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Sally Lamonsoff
Maria Bello
Frat Boy
David Henrie
Jared Sandler
Chris Titone
Jimmy Tatro
Mailman
Brad Grunberg
Nurse
Valerie Gervickas
Soap Opera / Sexy Twin
Lisa Garcia
Lizet Garcia
Ice Cream House Worker
Tanya Akim
Party Guest
Robert Harvey
Nick
Nick Swardson
Assistant Football Coach
Billy Concha
High School Janitor
Celeste Capasso
The Party Band
Peter Wolf
Seth Justman
Frat Boy Andy (uncredited)
Taylor Lautner
Male Cheerleader (uncredited)
Will Forte
Frat Boy (uncredited)
Michael Dubuc
Wiley
Steve Buscemi
Dickie Bailey
Colin Quinn
Producer
Jack Giarraputo
Stunt Double
Eugene Collier
Stunts
Cassidy Vick Hice
Characters
Writer
Marilyn Giacomazzi
Hairstylist
Melissa Yonkey
Executive Producer
Fred Wolf
Original Music Composer
Rupert Gregson-Williams
Tim Herlihy
Tim Rigby
Director
Editor
Tom Costain
Production Design
Aaron Osborne
Set Decoration
Jennifer M. Gentile
Costume Design
Ellen Lutter
Barry Bernardi
Art Direction
Erin Cochran
Director of Photography
Theo van de Sande
Casting
Roger Mussenden