Jane Ryan
Ashley Olsen
Roxy Ryan
Mary-Kate Olsen
Himself
Bob Saget
Justin
Jack Osbourne
Big Shirl
Mary Bond Davis
Officer Strauss
Neil Crone
Simple Plan
Sébastien Lefebvre
David Desrosiers
Pierre Bouvier
Chuck Comeau
Jeff Stinco
Ticket Window Guy
Boyd Banks
Max Lomax
Eugene Levy
Reinaldo Vocal Effects (voice)
Frank Welker
I Love NY Vendor
H. Jon Benjamin
Ma Bang's Assistant
Jo Chim
Truant at Pool
Joey Klein
Train Conductor
Jonathan Wilson
Asian Guy with Chip
Silver Kim
Self
The Naked Cowboy
Big Shirl's Beautician
Oluniké Adeliyi
Customer at Ma Bang's
Lindsay Leese
Con Ed Supervisor
Frank Bonsangue
Bennie Bang
Andy Richter
Doorman
Kent Staines
News Broadcaster
Damon D'Oliveira
Male Nurse
Eric Woolfe
Mickey the Cab Driver
Warren Belle
Steffi Brooger
Kathleen Laskey
Tim Brooger
John Hemphill
Jim, The Bike Messenger
Riley Smith
Trey Lipton
Jared Padalecki
Dr. Ryan
Drew Pinsky
Hudson McGill
Darrell Hammond
Senator Anne Lipton
Andrea Martin
Ma Bang
Alannah Ong
Stunt Coordinator
Melissa R. Stubbs
Second Unit Director
Stunt Double
Tina Mckissick
Stunts
Blaise Corrigan
Stunt Driver
Kevin Rushton
Jennifer Lamb
Bill Anagnos
Chad Sayn
Jon Kralt
Original Music Composer
George S. Clinton
Producer
Alison Reid
Chuck Zito
Peter Epstein
G. A. Aguilar
Karissa Strain
Katie Strain
Manny Siverio
Kathryn Anderson
Director
Dennie Gordon
Jalil Jay Lynch
Matt Birman
Co-Producer
Christine A. Sacani
Rick Aiello
Shawnna Thibodeau
Donald John Hewitt
Gloria O'Brien
Shawn C. Orr
Brett Chan
Joanne Lamstein
Screenplay
Bill Collage
Conrad E. Palmisano
Adam Cooper
John Cenatiempo
Terry Serpico
Casting
Marci Liroff
Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle
Danny Aiello III
Angela Meryl
Crystal Dalman
Erik Solky
Layton Morrison
Executive Producer
Alison Greenspan
Chris Barnes
Emily Fox
Denise Di Novi
Robert Thorne
Director of Photography
Greg Gardiner
Editor
Roderick Davis
Michael Jablow
Calvin Brown
Production Design
Michael Carlin
Costume Design
Christopher Hargadon
Story
Set Decoration
Jaro Dick
Key Makeup Artist
Joe Cuervo
Art Direction
Peter Grundy
Makeup Department Head
Leslie A. Sebert
Makeup Artist
Leslie Lightfoot
Key Hair Stylist
Kerrie Smith
Executive In Charge Of Production
Mark Scoon
Supervising Sound Editor
David Hankins
Special Effects Coordinator
Kaz Kobielski
Bruce Paul Barbour
Sandra Feldman
Kym Washington Longino
Steven Ritzi
John Stoneham Jr.
Mary Ann Stevens
George B. Colucci Jr.
Ned Corrigan
Victor Chan
Geoffrey Dowell
Eric Bryson
Tim Gallin
Gene Harrison
Dave Hospes
Jeffrey Lee Gibson
Cotton Mather
Shayna Segal
J.C. Robaina
Jay Spadaro
Jimmy Waitman
Dave Van Zeyl
Geoff Williams
Michele Waitman
Jimmy P. Wong