Christian A. Broder
Phil Proctor
Senator McMannus
Howard Hesseman
Man at breakfast / Doctor
Kurt Andon
Pierre Skooché / Son
Lorry Goldman
Marie
Lynne Marie Stewart
Freddie
Gerrit Graham
Street Attendant / Father
Pamela Toll
Bridgit Bert Richards
Betty Thomas
Carl Michaelevich
Joe Flaherty
Carol / Butch Girl
Mary McCusker
Skipper
Pat Proft
Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb
Murphy Dunne
Senator Polanski
Dan Barrows
Smilin' Ed McDonnelly
Bart Williams
Henry Kissinger
Roger Bowen
Al
Al Franken
Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer
Nellie Bellflower
Winfield Carmichael
Frank von Zerneck
Pregnant Man
Doug Steckler
Weather Girl
Rebecca Brooks
Francis X. Cody
William Schallert
Ralph Stevens
Howard Storm
CIA Man / R.C. Call
Bob McClurg
Proctologist
Stephen Feinberg
Father
Michael Mislove
Mother
Julie Mannix
Son
Francis von Zerneck
Daughter
Danielle von Zerneck
Sonja
Laraine Newman
Victor
Bill Saluga
Guard
Rigg Kennedy
Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2
Neal Israel
Lieutenant / Herb Mealy
Rod Gist
Bill Guy
Larry Gelman
Chevy Chase
Barry Flanken
Danny Goldman
Player-Announcer
Joe Roth
Archbishop
Dody Dorn
Announcer
William Woodson
Dick Tufeld
Walter
Christopher Pray
Cooper
John Candy
Tom
Tom Davis
Dr. Manuel Labor
Ron Silver
Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer
Ernie Anderson
Melanie Edwards
Edwina Gough
Producer
Director
Writer
Bradley R. Swirnoff
Cinematography
Don Knight