Melody Barnegat
Siena Agudong
Brian David
Austin Zajur
Melody's Mom
Kate Micucci
Emo Usher
Adam Pally
Sister Sugar Walls
Harley Quinn Smith
Cookie
Method Man
Astro Blaster
Logic
A John
Jason Mewes
Dad on Concession Stand
Jeff Anderson
Melody's Aunt
Rosario Dawson
Construction Worker
Jason Biggs
Mrs. B
Betty Aberlin
Burny
Nicholas Cirillo
Jessica Court
Evelyn Giovine
Teenage Movie Goer
Morgan Bluestein
Kid on Concession Line
Aaron Shuf
Mad Brad Woodland
Ralph Garman
Brian O'Halloran
Sister Black Eye
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Detective
Ernest O'Donnell
China Taste Boss
Ming Chen
Roach Coach Owner
Jenny Mollen
Randi
Meredith Starkman
Belly
Reed Northrup
Damocles
Diedrich Bader
Movie Goer
Benjamin Read
Michelle Santiago
Audience Guy
John Willyung
The Hallway Attack Sister #1
Ava Viola
The Hallway Attack Sister #2
Marlowe Fink
The Hallway Attack Sister #3
Cate Finck
Theater Mother (uncredited)
Scottie DiGiacomo
Theatre Customer (uncredited)
Bobby Favoretto
70s Priest (uncredited)
Shane Kalman
Manager Mike
Ken Jeong
Movie Goer (uncredited)
Major Murder
Sam Richardson
Hot Usher
Genesis Rodriguez
Stank
Justin Long
Brian's Dad
Jason Lee
Brian's Mom
Rachel Dratch
Original Music Composer
Bear McCreary
Director
Kevin Smith
Writer
Editor
Executive Producer
Casting Director
Amey René
Bill Bromiley
Shanan Becker
Jonathan Saba
Producer
Elizabeth Destro
Costume Designer
Lara de Bruijn
Director of Photography
Yaron Levy
Production Design
Robert Holtzman