Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David
Leigh Francis
Kelly Brook
Mel C
Melanie Chisholm
Gary Barlow
Vernon Kay
Chris Moyles
Jason Donovan
Peter Andre
Gino D'Acampo
Denise Van Outen
Tinchy Stryder
Ronan Keating
Kushvinder
Harish Patel
Billy Ocean
Craig Phillips
Holly Willoughby
Fearne Cotton
Phillip Schofield
Waterbot Salesman
David Pearse
Man on Bridge
Jimmy Reddington
Woman on Bridge
Kim Barry
Hoodless Harry
John Render
Gary
Paddy McGuinness
Rosie
Laura Aikman
Barman
Johnny Palmiero
Auntie Fanny
Abigail Hamilton
Buster (Hoodie)
Theo Barklem-Biggs
Dennis (Hardman)
Martin Rogan
Hoff Show Director
Michael Condron
Thick Northern Fan
Richard Clements
Bank Manager
Barrington Cullen
Dr. Fallus
Andrew MacBean
Awards Host
Ian Beattie
Chinese Elvis Party Host
Paul Courtenay Hyu
Archimedes
Verne Troyer
Keith's stripper
Sam Bowden
Gary's Stripper
Jeana Brock
Poledancer
Holly Gibbons
Katalina Reddin
Stripper
Alice Finlan
Keith's Butler
Harold Moss
TV News Reporter
Charlotte Jackson
Dougie
Kevin Bishop
The Hoff
David Hasselhoff
Delivery Man
Conleth Hill
Pat
Nina Wadia
Emma Bunton
Director
Paul Angunawela
Writer
Stunts
Rowley Irlam
Director of Photography
Julian Court
Editor
Peter Boyle
Original Music Composer
Mark D. Todd