George Newman
"Weird Al" Yankovic
R.J. Fletcher
Kevin McCarthy
Pamela Finklestein
Fran Drescher
Esther Bilchik
Sue Ane Langdon
Head Thug
David Proval
Killer Thug
Grant James
Teri
Victoria Jackson
Joe Earley
Emo Philips
Gandhi
Jay Levey
Cameraman
Lou B. Washington
Bum
Vance Colvig
FCC Man
Nik Hagler
Stanley Spadowski
Michael Richards
Bartender
Robert K. Weiss
Spatula Husband
Eldon G. Hallum
Spatula Wife
Sherry Engstrom
Spatula Neighbor
Sara Allen
Sy Greenblum
Bob Hungerford
Crazy Ernie
John Cadenhead
Blind Man
Francis M. Carlson
Earl Ramsey
Ivan Green
Joel Miller
Adam Maras
Billy
Travis Knight
Bob
David Bowe
Little Weasel
Joseph Witt
Teri's Father
Tony Frank
Teri's Mother
Billie Lee Thrash
Fletcher Cronie #1
Barry Friedman
Fletcher Cronie #2
Kevin Roden
Phyllis Weaver
Lisa R. Stefanic
Big Edna
Nancy Johnson
Betty
Debbie Mathieu
Little Old Lady
Wilma Jeanne Cummins
Animal Deliveyman
Cliff Stephens
Harvey Bilchik
Stanley Brock
Band: Guitar
Jim West
Band: Bass Guitar
Steve Jay
Band: Drums
Jon Schwartz
Band: Keyboards
Kim Bullard
Whipped Cream Eater
Barry Hansen
Thug #3
Bob Maras
Thug #4
George Fisher
Guide #1
Tony Salome
Guide #2
Joe Restivo
Yodeler
Charles Marsh
Philo
Anthony Geary
Mud Wrestler
Belinda Bauer
Satan
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Conan the Librarian
Roger Callard
Timid Man
Robert Frank
Boy with Books
Jeff Maynard
Promo Announcer (voice)
M.G. Kelly
Jay Gardner
John Harlan
Jim Rose
Raul Hernandez
Trinidad Silva
Kuni
Gedde Watanabe
Noodles MacIntosh
Billy Barty
Richard Fletcher
John Paragon
Musician
Guy Fletcher
Original Music Composer
John Du Prez
Songs
Writer
Stunt Coordinator
Director
Makeup Effects
Allan A. Apone
Associate Producer
Joe M. Aguilar
Assistant Editor
Lewis Schoenbrun
Producer
Gene Kirkwood
Co-Producer
Kevin Breslin
First Assistant Director
John R. Woodward
Executive Producer
Gray Frederickson
John W. Hyde
Editor
Dennis M. O'Connor
Production Design
Ward Preston
Set Decoration
Robert L. Zilliox
Costume Design
Tom McKinley
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Douglas J. White
Sound Recordist
Ara Ashjian
Sound Editor
Christopher Assells
Charles R. Beith Jr.
Gregory Cheever
Clayton Collins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Andy D'Addario
Dino DiMuro
G. Michael Graham
Jeffrey J. Haboush
Sound Mixer
Bo Harwood
Dan Hegeman
A. David Marshall
Diane Marshall
Supervising Sound Editor
Dave McMoyler
Art Schiro
Scott A. Tinsley
Visual Effects Producer
John Coats
Visual Effects Supervisor
William Mesa
Visual Effects Art Director
Richard Kilroy
Ron Yates
Susan Zwerman
Director of Photography
David Lewis
Production Supervisor
Bill Carroll
Stunts
Brent Stice
T. Alan Kelly
J. Granville Moulder
Michael Steven Howl
Richard Drown
Executive In Charge Of Production
Kate Morris
Becki Cross Trujillo
Production Manager
Second Assistant Director
Benita Allen
Casting Assistant
Gregory Raich
Sandi Black
Local Casting
Barbara Brinkley Henry
Laurey Lummus
Key Makeup Artist
Lynne K. Eagan
Key Hair Stylist
Makeup & Hair
Roseanne McIlvane
Wardrobe Supervisor
Ainslee Colt de Wolf
Wardrobe Assistant
Phil O'Nan
Boom Operator
Joel Racheff
First Assistant Camera
Ed Giovanni
Second Assistant Camera
Tiffanie Winton
Brett Reynolds
Cindi Pusheck
Production Coordinator
Bonnie Macker
Script Supervisor
Carol Stewart
Second Second Assistant Director
Lorene M. Duran
Third Assistant Director
Pam Whorton
Post Production Supervisor
Additional Editing
Steve Polivka
Supervising ADR Editor
Karla Caldwell
Music Editor
Katherine Quittner
Music Supervisor
Foley Mixer
Jackson Schwartz
ADR Mixer
Warren Kleiman
Foley Artist
Hilda Hodges
Nancy Parker
Casting
Cathy Henderson
Barbara Hanley
Michael Cutler
Deren Getz
Scott Clark