Self - Presenter
Billy Russell
Mr John Wilton
Bill Fraser
Mr Wilkins - Bouncer
Nosher Powell
Salvation Army Officer
John Scott Martin
Mr Payne - Orchestra Conductor
Eric Robinson
Dancer
Wendy Barry
Seraphina Landsdown
Gillian Hammond
Sherrie Jones
Domini Winter
Jenny Layland
Staff/Patron
Michael Crockett
E.W. Mackney
Spike Milligan
Muguette De Braie
Terry Duggan
Barbara Francis
Kenneth Shanley
Andrew Sketchley
Jo Warne
Anthony Woodruff
Helena Monti
Gus Elen
Warren Mitchell
Carrie Harris
Pat Kirkwood
George Bastow
Ronnie Barker
Madame Senyah
Gina Astralita
George Leybourne
Keith Michell
G.W. Ross
Peter Sellers
Drunk Heckler
Michael Lees
Writer
Jimmy Perry
Choreographer
Janet Hall
Makeup Designer
Tina Earnshaw
Costume Designer
Mary Woods
Set Designer
Frederick Knapman
James A. Carter
Producer
Michael Mills
Orchestrator
Alfred Ralston
Lighting Design
Harry Thomas
Sound Designer
Robin Luxford