Narrator (voice)
Samuel L. Jackson
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
Helen (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Damon Wayans
Ester (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Jason Alexander
Melissa (voice)
Christina Applegate
Jimmy (voice)
Lewis Black
Sidney (voice)
Mario Cantone
Online Penguin (voice)
Dane Cook
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl (voice)
Bob Saget
Angry Penguin (voice)
Cliff Dorfman
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
No Personality Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton
Steve the Owl (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Jamie (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Melvin (voice)
David Koechner
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Brie Larson
Sly Penguin (voice)
David Michie
Vicky (voice)
Mo'Nique
Marcus (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Jeff Ross
Seal Critics (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)
Nick Simunek
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Pissed Penguin (voice)
Rob Weiss
Horny Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Sheila (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Carlos Mencia
(voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Dave Coulier
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Producer
Director
Screenplay
David Permut
Editor
Michael R. Miller
Executive Producer
Randy Manis
Original Music Composer
Peter Rodgers Melnick
Director of Photography
Scott Billups
Marc Hirshberg