The Pirate Captain
Hugh Grant
The Pirate With A Scarf
Martin Freeman
Charles Darwin
David Tennant
The Pirate King
Brian Blessed
The Pirate With Gout
Brendan Gleeson
The Albino Pirate
Anton Yelchin
Matilda / Narrator
Sophie Laughton
Announcer
Ben Whitehead
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens
Randolph Matthews
Director
Peter Lord
Jay Grace
Writer
Gideon Defoe