Straw-Hat Sam
Duke Ross
Bucket
Victor Acosta
Clerk
Jared Palmer
News Reporter
Jiwon Moon
The Gnomes
Ali Akbari
Braden Ingraham
Zookeeper POW
Salvatore Mele
Insurrectionist Giraffe
Leila Salari
Katie
Riley Mortenson
Birdie
Jennica Anusua
Dennis
Rahul Barkley
Bert, The Sword Salesman
Tommy Chong
God
Kanye East
Rudy Riddle
Dustin Freeman
Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary
Jackson Rees
Margaret
Rain Tanner
Miss Whoop-Whoop
Matthew Hartman
Director
Writer
Producer
Yein Ji
Zach Robertson
Executive Producer
Cayden Turnbow
Cinematography
Sound
Liam Bice
Assistant Editor
Jacob Hagen
First Assistant "A" Camera
Bridger Roberts
Story Consultant
Casting
Music
Red Ross
Musician
King Ronin Da Scholar