Pistachio Disguisey
Dana Carvey
Devlin Bowman
Brent Spiner
Texas Wife
Rachel Lederman
Trent
Mark Devine
Kenan
Kenan Thompson
Rex
Jay Johnston
Jessica Simpson
Group Dancer
Jessica Lee Keller
Henchman
Vincent Riverside
Mark Ginther
Carrick O'Quinn
Mitch Silpa
Jennifer Baker
Jennifer Esposito
Interview Woman
Virginia Hawkins
Security Guard
Jonathan Loughran
Ted Rooney
Doorman
Brandon Molale
Cigar Maker
Erick Avari
Businessman
Phil Jones
Michael DeLuise
Larry Cedar
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Andrew Shaifer
Art Dealer
Vincent Castellanos
Grandfather Disguisey
Harold Gould
Waiter
Roger Mussenden
Ninja Warrior
Al Goto
Simon Rhee
White Collar Executive
Kevin Nealon
Mongolian Elder
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian
Chao Li Chi
German Businessman
Steve Gormley
German Businesswoman
Christel Smith
Another German
Ava Metz
Herself
Bo Derek
Fabbrizio Disguisey
James Brolin
Bernardo
Barry Bernardi
Italian Officer
Brian Catalano
Boxing Dummy
Gabriel Pimentel
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Martha Del Rio
Waitress
Guelmarí Oppenheimer
Female Partygoer
Tracy E. Wilson
Patricia De Leon
Bully
Phil Fischer
Chemistry Teacher
Steven Hack
Young Pistachio
Dane Morris
Barney Baker
Austin Wolff
Jock
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Captain America Kid
Andy Morrow
Naya Rivera
Julius Ritter
Brighton Hertford
Bartender
Sandra Lindquist
Chef
Eugene C. Palmer
Appraiser
Leland Crooke
Constitution Security Guard
Mike Johnson
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Mother Disguisey
Edie McClurg
Abe Lincoln
Buddy Bolton
Ninja
Stuart Quan
Spencer Sano
Hiro Koda
Johnny Nguyen
Yoshio Iizuka
Ronn Surels
Andy Cheng
Steven Ho
Doug
Tony Wilde
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Maria Canals-Barrera
Big Bottom Girl
Berglind Icey
Leasi Andrews
Anna Marie Goddard
Theresa Madelin Lin
Adrian Armas
Gustavo Vargas
Paul Benshoof
Oscar Orosco
Andrea Bogart
Paulette Maxwell
Texas Man
Robert Machray
Choreographer (uncredited)
Paula Abdul
Lisa (uncredited)
Lisa Foiles
Thief (uncredited)
Jesse V. Johnson
Shane (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
Himself
Michael Johnson
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Michael Bailey Smith
Unit Production Manager
Allegra Clegg
Co-Producer
Executive Producer
Jack Giarraputo
Stunts
Annie Ellis
Writer
Choreographer
Costume Design
Mona May
Producer
Sidney Ganis
Stunt Double
Nicole Randall
Todd Garner
Joe Bucaro III
Adam Sandler
Director
Perry Andelin Blake
Peewee Piemonte
Dino Stamatopoulos
Director of Photography
Peter Lyons Collister
Harris Goldberg
Alex Siskin
Art Direction
Domenic Silvestri
Editor
Peck Prior
Set Designer
Dawn Brown
Casting
Casting Assistant
Helen Geier
Derek Dauchy
John B. Josselyn
Suzan Wexler
Sandy S. Solowitz
Elizabeth Boykewich
Post Production Supervisor
Tyler Butler
Jeff Markwith
Original Music Composer
Marc Ellis
Production Design
Alan Au
Set Decoration
Robert Greenfield
Music Editor
J.J. George
Title Designer
George Cawood
Production Coordinator
Lisa Swain
Location Scout
Tom Lackey
Music Supervisor
Michael Dilbeck
Location Manager
Ralph Coleman
Susan Detrie
Script Supervisor
Nancy Karlin
Stuart Grusin