Michael Malone
Kevin Farley
General George S. Patton
Kelsey Grammer
George Mulrooney
Kevin Sorbo
Hippie 1
Lee von Ernst
Voice of Reason
Josh Zucker
Sarah Zucker
Cocktail Musician
Paul R. Goldberg
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Allen Simpson
Wedding Guest
Joanna Repsold
Badger Wagstaffe
Parent
Cheryl Baxter
Troy Christian
Himself
Bill O'Reilly
Laura Fremont
Michael Higgins
Elisabeth Jee
Blane Savage
Marc Oka
Carlton Wilborn
Professor
Heather Lea Gerdes
Marcy Goldman
Ernest Harden Jr.
Anthony Marciona
Rastus Malone
David Alan Grier
Stan Mazin
Bubba Dean Rambo
Jerry Trent
Plantation Singer
Keith Allan
Fred Braggs
Eddie Eason
Jimmy Fisher
Julio Hanson
Tyree Mills
Andre Washington
Slave
Gary Coleman
Columbia Student '1968'
Reshma Gajjar
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Brian Michael Jones
Musician
Eric Gustafson
David Kogge
Dan Vulovic
Adam Yasmin
Lab Technician
Christopher McDonald
Ahmed
Serdar Kalsin
Neville Chamberlain
Oliver Muirhead
Lab Tech 2
Karri Turner
Celebrity 1
Alaina Huffman
Paris Hilton
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Leslie Nielsen
Simon Rex
Speaker 1940's
Dana Lyn Baron
Woman at Awards Party
Julian Berlin
Airport Security Guard 1
Cocoa Brown
Hottie
Jen Halperin
Mary Castro
Lily
Nikki DeLoach
It's That Michael Malone!
Susan Deming
Rehearsal Actress
Katie Gill
Political Aide
Cameron Goodman
Angel of Death
Trace Adkins
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Camille Grammer
Entertainment Tonight Host
Mary Hart
Becca/Kaleigh
Kaleigh Kennedy
Partygoer 2
Simone Lotter
Heather
Jillian Murray
Jane Wagstaffe
Gail O'Grady
Molly Duncan
Anna Osceola
Reporter 1
Lu Parker
Airport Passenger 1
Amy Povich
Reporter 2
Jane Park Smith
Aziz
Robert Davi
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Jenna Vogeler
Lauren Lee Smith
Nadine Ellis
Marilyn Rising
Julianne Waters
Christy Williams
Rehearsal Actor
Alexander DiPersia
Sandi Johnson
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Mark Vafiades
Young Michael Malone
Jesse Heiman
Mohammed
Geoffrey Arend
Wounded Soldier
Brent Lydic
John F. Kennedy
Chriss Anglin
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Brandon Alter
Celebrity 2
Scott Bailey
"Free History Term Papers"
Morgan Beck
Mussolini
Randall Bosley
Intern
Joanne Bowland
Rosie O'Connell
Vicki Browne
Policeman 2
Jeff Corbett
Girl Scout
Rebekah Crane
Josh
Travis Schuldt
Security Guard
Tony X. Deale
Hippie 2
Chrisanne Eastwood
"Traitor!"
Mell Flynn
Singer
Lisa Fredrickson
Teddo
Carl De Gersdorff
Reporter on TV
Eileen Gonzales
Airport Security Guard 2
Allen Lee Haff
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Joe Hartzler
Minister 2
Mark Henderson
Hitler
Benton Jennings
President George Washington
Jon Voight
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Jack Kelly
Nun on Bus
Coco Leigh
Lab Tech 1
Zachary Levi
Boy Scout
Joey Luthman
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Rich McDonald
Trophy Girl
Meghan McEveety
Girl at BBQ
Brighid McEveety
Airport Passenger 2
Steve Monroe
Marty
Tyler Jacob Moore
Terrorist 2
Joey Naber
Todd Grosslight
James Woods
Chaplain
Durrell Nelson
Silvano
John O'Hurley
Afghan Prisoner 2
David Oved
Accordion Player
Norman Panto
Minister 1
Robert Pierce
Mose Malone
Bill Posley
Terrorist on Bike
Oren Rehany
Subway Policeman
F. Lee Reynolds
"Sailors!"
Bryant Romo
I'm Starved.
Elizabeth Scott
Judge Clarence Henderson
Dennis Hopper
Patient in Line
Evan Sayet
Timmy / Atticus
Atticus Shaffer
Subway Terrorist
Sammy Sheik
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Abbie Shepherd
Policeman (MSG) 1
Joe Sikorra
Cuban Commander
Steve Spiro
Village Voter
Richard Tanner
Stagehand
Peter F. Tegan
Jimmy Carter
Fred Travalena
Tojo
Hiroshi Ueha
Stunts
Stacey Carino
Sabine Varnes
Producer
John Shepherd
Utility Stunts
Jessica Harbeck
Simone Bargetze
David Zucker
Director
Writer
Lewis Friedman
Myrna Sokoloff
Executive Producer
Stephen McEveety
Kenneth Hendricks
Diane Hendricks
Co-Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Ken Ferguson
Todd Burns
Original Music Composer
James L. Venable
Director of Photography
Brian Baugh
Editor
Vashi Nedomansky
Production Design
Patrick M. Sullivan
Casting
Beverly Holloway
Art Direction
Aaron Haye
Costume Design
Rachel Good