Joe Cooper
Trey Parker
Doug Remer
Matt Stone
Robert Stack
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Shannon Malone
Watson (uncredited)
Patrick McCracken
Fan (uncredited)
Karolyna Medina
Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)
Kelly Monaco
Security Guard (uncredited)
Tom Muzila
Masseuse (uncredited)
Hiromi Nishiyama
Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)
Linda O'Neil
Roswell Alien (uncredited)
Bridget Oberlin
Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)
Raphael Sbarge
Grumsky (uncredited)
Michael Schmidt
Reggie Jackson
Baseketball Fan (uncredited)
Rick Solis
Maxwell (uncredited)
Dylan Tarason
Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)
David Zucker
Darcy
Matt Sloan
Dan Patrick
Kenny Mayne
Tim McCarver
Pat O'Brien
Jim Lampley
Dale Earnhardt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Victoria Silvstedt
Squeak Scolari
Dian Bachar
Reel Big Fish
World Series Announcer (voice)
Curt Gowdy
Little Coop
Justin Chapman
Little Remer
Matt Murray
Dirk Jansen
Mark Goodson
Ed Tuttle
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
New Jersey Informant
Robert E. Lee
Wilke - New Jersey Informant
Greg Grunberg
San Antonio Defender
Michael Garvey
Mime Psych-Out
Paul Michael Robinson
Jenna Reed
Yasmine Bleeth
Peripatetic Player
Kevin Michael Richardson
Heather Kaiser
Micah McCain
Brittany Kaiser
Cory Oliver
Davis
Keith Gibbs
Redmond
Jayme Gallante
Dr. Kaiser
Francis X. McCarthy
Stephanie
Blair Besten
Skidmark Steve
Stanley G. Sawicki
News Anchor
Bret Lewis
Referee
Richard Johnson
Yvette Denslow
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Joey Diaz
Michael Matthys
Hospital Nurse
Jill Gascoine
Surgery Nurse
Charlotte Zucker
Surgeon
John Fink
Driveway Announcer
Kato Kaelin
Driveway Player
David Osokow
Factory Manager
Iqbal Theba
Denslow's Niece Susan
Susan Breslau
Inheritor
Danielle Zucker
Ted Denslow
Ernest Borgnine
Maureen Ardolino
Cabbie
Andrew Herman
Fireman
Jeff Wright
Riverdance Referee
Ray Xifo
Sumo Wrestler
Titus Napoleon
Narrator (voice)
Stephen McHattie
Beer Barrel
Julie Dolan
Fan
Janeane Ardolino
Jeremy Breslau
Adam Lilling
Baxter Cain
Robert Vaughn
Phoebe Lipkis
Beers Cheerleader
Alma Avery
Nancy Bates
Kelli Camarena
Brooke Morales
Heidi Schweizer
Jenifer Strovas
Andrea Wenzel
Felons Cheerleader
Michelle Boehle
Tani Kristiansen
Joey Thomas
Trevor Einhorn
Rebecca Lin
Jeanine Orci
Jessica Page
Raydeen Revilla
Chanel Ryan
Jeffrey J. Ayers
Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)
Grant Baciocco
Woman in Hospital (uncredited)
Joanna Bloem
Surgeon (uncredited)
Greg Bronson
Aaron Brooks
Bob Costas
Baseketball Referee (uncredited)
Mike Butters
Krystal Cantrell
Slacker (uncredited)
Cathy Carlson
Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)
Troy Christian
Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)
Dave Cox
Mimi Lee (uncredited)
Mia Crowe
Alan Doshna
Horrified Fan (uncredited)
Alexandra Ella
Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)
C.B. Spencer
Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)
Courtney Ford
Al Michaels
John Forker
Maria Celeste Genitempo
Cameron Glenar
Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)
Lloyd Gordon
Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)
Casey Hendershot
LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
Charles Hough
Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)
James Huffman
Outraged Fan (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Reporter (uncredited)
Brian Kirchoff
Jessica Lee
Original Music Composer
Ira Newborn
Stunts
Eurlyne Epper
Editor
Jeffrey Reiner
Second Unit Director
Bob Herron
Joni Avery
Anita Hart
Deep Roy
Screenplay
Co-Producer
David Leitch
Rick Avery
Casting
Junie Lowry-Johnson
Director
Producer
Robert LoCash
Lewis Friedman
Executive Producer
Cleve Landsberg
Gil Netter
Production Design
Steven J. Jordan
Costume Design
Catherine Adair
Director of Photography
Steve Mason
Associate Producer
Kathryn Takis
Libby Goldstein
Katy Wallin
Art Direction
William Hiney
Set Decoration
Anne D. McCulley
Unit Production Manager
Stunt Coordinator
Monty Cox
Electrician
Chris Ahern