Artie DeVanzo
Artie Lange
Maz
Ralph Macchio
Marilyn
Maddie Corman
Max
Daniel Tay
Police Chief Gugliamino
Louis Lombardi
Artie's Mom
Laurie Metcalf
Front Desk Girl
Tina Fey
Slap in the Face Hooker
Charlene Biton
Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)
Nick Di Paolo
Football Guy
Jim Breuer
Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)
Jim Florentine
Gina's Father
Frank Pellegrino
Linda
Cara Buono
Creepy Guy Down the Shore
Todd Barry
Ed's Bar & Swill Player
Richard Duva
Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)
Joseph R. Gannascoli
Tommy
Matthew Gumley
Hooker #1
Lauren Hugnou
Pitching Machine
Keisha
Hooker #2
Maria Javier
Hooker #3
Nathalie Walker
Gina's Mom
Dana Lorge
Dennis Mangenelli
Anthony DeSando
Johnny Trinno
Jimmy Palumbo
Dave
Joe Lo Truglio
Tim
Jerry Minor
Dirt
Seymour Cassel
Alfonse
Michael Deeg
Gina
Elizabeth Regen
Stunt Double
Shawnna Thibodeau
Producer
Anthony Mastromauro
Casting
Lina Todd
Writer
Director
Frank Sebastiano
Editor
Peter Fandetti
Director of Photography
David Phillips
Music
BC Smith
Costume Design
Nancy Brous
Set Decoration
Sarah Maine
Laylee Olfat
Script Supervisor
Sharon Watt
Production Design
Kelly McGehee
Art Department Coordinator
Melissa Miller Costanzo
Makeup Department Head
Brian Abbott