Larry
Larry the Cable Guy
Bill
Bill Engvall
General
Glenn Morshower
Sgt. Major
Michael Rose
Woman at Cowboy Frank's
Lorna Scott
Bill's Boy
Parker Goris
Connie
Lisa Lampanelli
Sgt. Adams
Lance Smith
Colonel
Bill Doyle
Airborne Soldier
McKinley Freeman
Pilot
Joel McKinnon Miller
Co-Pilot
Chris Spencer
Everett
DJ Qualls
Juan
Alejandro Patiño
Carlos
Luis Chávez
Bandito #3 Ricardo
David DeSantos
Luis
Nicholas Guilak
Bandito #1
Toby Holguin
Bandito #2
Jimmy Ortega
Flaco
Albert P. Santos
Jorge
Emilio Rivera
Farmer
Shelly Desai
Mayor
Tony Perez
Karen
Christina Moore
Senorita Magdalena
Danielle Hartnett
Jaime
Carlos Moreno Jr.
Bartender
Rolando Molina
Ruben
Joe Nuñez
El Javelina
Esteban Cueto
Bandito Guard
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Colonel Dalton
Matt Riedy
Anchorwoman
Amy Powell
Carlos Santana
Danny Trejo
Sgt. Kilgore
Keith David
Amazing Ken
Jeff Dunham
Victor
Ed O'Ross
Bill's Neighbor
Michael Papajohn
Maria
Marisol Nichols
Stunts
Mark Bedell
Writer
Tom Sullivan
Producer
J.P. Williams
Bear Aderhold
Director
C.B. Harding
Alan C. Blomquist