Mitch
Norm Macdonald
Sam
Artie Lange
Self
Gary Coleman
Ken Norton
Mitch (at 8 Years Old)
Bradley Reid
Mitch (at 16 years old)
Matt Steinberg
Sam (at 8 Years Old)
Joseph Sicilia
Sam (at 16 Years Old)
Austin Pool
Manetti
Gerry Mendicino
Aldo
A. Frank Ruffo
Kirkpatrick
Hrant Alianak
Derek (at 10 Years Old)
Michael Vollans
Pops
Jack Warden
Jason
Grant Nickalls
Charlene
Deborah Hinderstein
Frat Guy
Scott Gibson
Veronica
Laura Stone
Homeless Guy at Apartment
Rummy Bishop
Middle-Aged Guy
James Carroll
Doctor at Fat Clinic
Henry Chan
A.D.
Paul O'Sullivan
Creepy Harry
Boyd Banks
Big Wet Man
B.J. McQueen
Kathy
Traylor Howard
Lobby Henchman
Tony Meyler
Door Henchman
Shane Daly
Unaffected Henchman
James Binkley
Martin / Homeless Guy
James Downey
Homeless Guy
Fred Wolf
Wilfrid Bray
Mrs. Murphy
Jessica Booker
Policeman
Johnie Chase
Conrad Bergschneider
Gladys
Kay Hawtrey
Travis Cole
Christopher McDonald
Ron
Lloyd White
Dini Petty
Mike Anscombe
Foreman
Howard Jerome
Midget Paul
Arturo Gil
Jenkin's Fantasy Girl
Joslyn Wenn
Huge Prisoner
Robbie Rox
Suit Guy
Chris Gillett
Theater Worker
Kevin Farley
Sanjay Talwar
Dr. Farthing
Chevy Chase
Henchman Jenkins
Trevor Bain
Gord Martineau
Opera Critic
George Sperdakos
Opera Critic's Date
Eleanor Davies
Opera Lady
Laura Pudwell
Baritone Errante
Emilio Roman
Ring Announcer
George Chuvalo
Aunt Jenny
Christine Oddy
Crossing Guard
Robert Shipman
Ed
Richard Sali
Hamilton
Don Rickles
Low Life
Michael A. Miranda
Anthony J. Mifsud
Thief
Cliff Saunders
Aerobics Instructor (archive footage)
Bess Motta
Arlaine Wright
Jimmy (uncredited)
Chris Farley
John (uncredited)
Conrad Goode
Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)
John Goodman
Girl Next Door (uncredited)
Sherry Hilliard
Satan (uncredited)
Adam Sandler
Toni-Ann
Polly Shannon
Woman at Bar (uncredited)
Jennifer Steede
Saigon Whore
Uni Park
Anton Phillips
David Koechner
Bearded Lady
Rebecca Romijn
Director
Bob Saget
Producer
Robert Simonds
Stunt Double
Suzi Stingl
Writer
Executive Producer
Brad Grey
Original Music Composer
Richard Gibbs
Frank Sebastiano
Key Makeup Artist
Leslie A. Sebert
Director of Photography
Arthur Albert
Set Decoration
Jaro Dick
Key Hair Stylist
Paul R.J. Elliot
Art Direction
Gordon Lebredt
Co-Producer
Richard Stenta
Martin Walters
Casting
Roger Mussenden
Makeup Artist
Evelyn Carr
Hairstylist
Janice Miller
Costume Design
Beth Pasternak
Associate Producer
Rita Smith
Editor
George Folsey Jr.
Production Design
Gregory P. Keen
Julia Dray
Ray Reo