Jimmy Grimble
Lewis McKenzie
Alice Brewer
Jane Lapotaire
Crane
Antony Marsh
The Cat
Charles Denton
Elvis
Azmier Ahmed
Headmaster
John McArdle
Governor 1
Ann Aris
Governor 2
Richard Heap
Ken Burley
John Henshaw
Colin
Michael J. Jackson
Robbie Brewer
Jim Whelan
Kath
Jacqueline Leonard
Donna Grimble
Gina McKee
Greenock Team
Chris Carson
Lee Price
Abdi Ismail
Andy Hampson
Gareth Gibson
Wreckingham Referee
Andrew Schofield
Wreckingham Goalie
Barry Edwards
Thug in Pub
Carl Chase
Security Guard
Steve Garti
Northmoor Referee
Sean McGowan
Eric Wirral
Robert Carlyle
United Scout
Dave Hill
Underwear Party Guest
Julie Brown
Hard Hat
Trevor Dwyer-Lynch
Sales Assistant
Liam Fox
Stadium Announcer
Alan Keegan
Himself
Warren Dennis
Michael McWilliams
Gareth Cavanagh
Daniel Harrison
Cup Final Referee (uncredited)
Simon Clifford
Johnny Two Dogs
Ben Miller
Melanie Morisson (uncredited)
Sam Cunningham
Brick
Sean Delaney
Walkway Kid
Wayne Galtrey
Psycho
Ciarán Griffiths
'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley
Bobby Power
Harry
Ray Winstone
Sara
Samia Longchambon
Music
Alex James
Producer
Jeremy Bolt
Casting
Suzanne Smith
Set Decoration
Liz Griffiths
First Assistant Director
Stephen Woolfenden
Costume Supervisor
Mary-Jane Reyner
Sarah Radclyffe
Alison Jackson
Screenplay
Rik Carmichael
Director
John Hay
Simon Boswell
Line Producer
Claire Hunt
Simon Mayle
Editor
Oral Norrie Ottey
Storyboard
Production Design
Michael Carlin
Art Direction
Karen Wakefield
Costume Design
Hair Department Head
Kathy Ducker
Makeup Artist
Lesley Brennan
Samantha Print
Executive Producer
Andrea Calderwood
Foley Artist
Jack Stew
Bill Godfrey
Alexis Lloyd
Sound
Tim Alban