Tony Costello
Stephen Rea
Hughie
Billy Connolly
Neil Gaydon
Phil Daniels
Limo Driver
Phil Davis
Lady in Black
Frances Barber
Zoë
Zoë Ball
Young Karen
Virginia Clay
Young Hughie
Luke Garrett
Young Beano
Sean McKenzie
Young Ray
Rupert Penry-Jones
Young Brian
Matthew Finney
Young Les
Alex Palmer
Les Wickes
Jimmy Nail
Young Tony
Gavin Kennedy
Young Keith
Lee Williams
Gary
Andy Nichol
Hockney
Francis Magee
Not Morrissey
Justin Grattan
Jason
Delroy Atkinson
Steve Greenblatt
Julian Sims
Kevin
Peter Baynham
Waitress 1
Margaret Blakemore
Waitress 2
Candida Gubbins
David "Beano" Baggot
Timothy Spall
Camille
Alphonsia Emmanuel
Natasha
Mikayla Jones
Adam
Jason Green
Apprentice
Christopher Wild
Pizza Boy
Dean Lennox Kelly
Dutch Kid
Mackenzie Crook
Dutch Hitch-Hiker
Donna Air
Club 4 Owner
Ralph Van Dijk
Dutch Receptionist
Sabina Michael
Dutch Local
Steve Ubels
Ray Simms
Bill Nighy
Clive
Danny Webb
Tax Woman
Anita Carey
Tax Inspector
David Henry
Female Reporter
Daisy Donovan
Snotty Reporter
Bruce Byron
Dutch Policeman
Jeffrey Harmer
Mrs. Baggot
Sheila Reid
Dutch Lady
Leelo Ross
Senior Executive
Brian Capron
Spanish Bar Man
Luke D'Silva
Karen Knowles
Juliet Aubrey
Dutch Citizen (uncredited)
Eric Jorrin
Yeahman (uncredited)
Taylor Murphy
Bar Girl (uncredited)
Rebecca Promitzer
Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)
Anneka Svenska
Astrid Simms
Helena Bergström
Brian Lovell
Bruce Robinson
Luke Shand
Hans Matheson
Clare Knowles
Rachael Stirling
Writer
Ian La Frenais
Executive Producer
Makeup Department Head
Morag Ross
Director
Brian Gibson
Dick Clement
Associate Producer
Tarquin Gotch
Line Producer
Steve Clark-Hall
Producer
Amanda Marmot
Original Music Composer
Clive Langer
Director of Photography
Ashley Rowe
Editor
Peter Boyle
Casting
Gail Stevens
Production Design
Max Gottlieb
Art Direction
Sarah Jane Cornish
Set Decoration
Rebecca Alleway
Costume Design
Caroline Harris
Hairstylist
Anita Burger
Contact Lens Technician
Richard Glass
Sarah Love
Jemma Scott-Knox-Gore
Post Production Supervisor
Stephen Law
Unit Production Manager
Waldo Roeg
Sound
Colin Nicolson
Assistant Sound Editor
Nina Hartstone
Foley Artist
Ruth Sullivan