John Smith
Danny Dyer
Stephanie Smith
Sarah Harding
Bag Lady
Judi Dench
Busker
Rolf Harris
Cliff Richard
Ian Cullen
Gareth Marks
D. S. Porterhouse
Nicholas Le Prevost
Pamela Cundell
Man reading newspaper
Peter Blake
D. S. Troughton
Ben Cartwright
Stockwell Police Officer
Derek Griffiths
Michelle Smith
Denise Van Outen
Exercising Woman
Jean Fergusson
Jennifer Wilson
Tourist
Vicki Michelle
Taxi Passenger
Jenny Seagrove
Hospital Patient
Russ Abbot
Nicky Henson
Bernard Cribbins
Allotment Man
Brian Murphy
Woman on Seat
Marcia Warren
June Whitfield
Gary Gardner
Neil Morrissey
Maureen Lipman
Katy Manning
Liza Goddard
Shopkeeper
Su Pollard
Clumsy Waiter
Andrew Sachs
Man in Hat
Derek Fowlds
Bus Driver
Robin Askwith
Man Outside Cafe
Mark Wingett
Hip Operation Woman
Sylvia Syms
Man on Bus
Donald Sinden
Susie Browning
Kellie Shirley
Finty Williams
Nanny
Wendy Craig
Man on Toilet
Geoffrey Palmer
Nurse
Lynda Baron
Frank Thornton
Bill Pertwee
Tony Britton
Woman on Bus
Wanda Ventham
Michael Cochrane
Receptionist
Louise Jameson
Bobby Franklin
Christopher Biggins
Man in Pub
Timothy West
Woman in Pub
Prunella Scales
Piano Player
Jess Conrad
Actor
Tom Conti
Man on Street
Les Dennis
Man in Shop
Noel Edmonds
Plate-Spinning Man
Vernon Kay
Man in Flat
Pat Sharp
Minding Person
Dennis Waterman
Anita Graham
Cyril
Lionel Blair
Dick Holland
Jeffrey Holland
David Janson
Newspaper Seller
Richard Briers
Barry Cryer
Writer
Ray Cooney
Director
John Luton
Executive Producer
Producer
Graham Fowler
Co-Producer
Nigel Goldsack
Co-Executive Producer
Phil Richards
James Simpson
Phil Taylor
Original Music Composer
Walter Mair
Director of Photography
Editor
John Pegg
Casting
Jeremy Zimmermann
Production Design
Fi Russell
Art Direction
Elle Williams
Set Decoration
Philippa Breslin
Costume Design
Tony Priestley
Makeup Designer
Deborah Elias
Foley Editor
Pietro Dalmasso
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Graham Daniel
Adam Daniel