Adam Bernstein
Craig Chester
Steve Hicks
Malcolm Gets
Joe
Thomas Kopache
Charlie
Todd Robert Anderson
Lou
Michael Panes
Self
Jackie Beat
Orlando
Mario Diaz
Man in Hospital
David Pevsner
Mime
Jack Plotnick
Cary / Cherry Dazzle
Cary Curran
Biker Chick
Sandy Martin
Triage Nurse
Jennifer Echols
Rhonda
Parker Posey
Security Guard
Jack Guzman
Ling Ling
La Na Shi
Miranda
Nadya Ginsburg
Johnny
Brian Stover
Nurse
Patricia Mizen
David
David Wenzel
George the Homeless Man
Hiram Jacob Segarra
Bird Watcher
John Farrer
Propecia Destiny Dazzle
Viva Ruiz
Vinnie Dazzle
Gregg Guinta
Michael
Chris Kattan
Ruth
Kristen Schaal
Sherry
Julie Hagerty
Norm
Paul Sand
Twink
Noah Segan
Mary
Sally Kirkland
Dottie
Melinda Dillon
Director
Writer
Stunt Coordinator
Roy Farfel
Stunts
April Littlejohn
Set Decoration
Alina Stempa
Christopher Doyle
Director of Photography
Carl Bartels
Brian Pryzpek
Editor
Phyllis Housen
Co-Producer
Darryl Anderle
Producer
George Bendele
Executive Producer
Michael O. Gallant
Kermit Johns
Kirkland Tibbels
Co-Executive Producer
G. Sterling Zinsmeyer
Casting
Kerry Barden
Billy Hopkins
Production Design
Cecil Gentry
Art Direction
Gabor Norman
Costume Design
Carol Cutshall