Will Carlson / Flappy / Vulgar
Brian O'Halloran
Syd Gilbert
Bryan Johnson
Sultry Audience Member
Diana Devlin
Sleepy Bum
Don Gentile
Large Bum
Thomas W. Leidner
Skinny Bum
Joe Blow
Delinquent #1
David Gilbert
Delinquent #2
Erik Johnson
Travis Lee
Scott Schiaffo
Boy #1
Darin Johnson
Brian Hartsgrove
Cop #1
Aaron Hakeem
Ed Fanelli
Jerry Lewkowitz
Cop #2
Jamie Schutz
Boy #2
Jill
Susanna Jolly
Ashley
Ceton Tate
Old Lady
Gertrude Johnson
Nurse Ratchet
Paris Petrick
Wilma Carlson
Jay Petrick
Sam Mosier
Michael DeNigris
Old Man
Robert Hawk
Shongo
Jill Robertson
Frankie Fanelli
Ethan Suplee
Irate Motorist
Kiven Wiedmyer
Traffic Cop
Brian Quinn
Gillian
Tim Miller
Kelly Fanelli
Melissa Rayworth
Jenny Fanelli
Deanna Rowe
Toby
Tobias Carroll
Cinnamon
David Klein
Diaper Boy
Edgar Johnson
Barron
Bob Farley
Joe-Joe
Joe Mullins
Gino Fanelli
Matthew Maher
Beggar
John Sobestanovich
Surly Duck (voice) (uncredited)
Jeff Anderson
Mother
Debra Karr
Martan Ingram
Kevin Smith
Scotty
Scott Mosier
Tuott the Basehead
Jason Mewes
Caddy
Walt Flanagan
Executive Producer
Editor
Director
Writer
Producer
Monica Hampton
Director of Photography
Music
Ryan Shore
Production Design
Lisa Mareiness-Guinta