Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Adam Goldberg
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Judy Greer
Tikva
Rachel Dratch
Schlomo
Harrison Chad
Skinhead Bartender
Jim Petersmith
Mrs. Highsmith
Annie McEnroe
Young Mordechai
Grant Rosenmeyer
Blonde Bombshell
Elaine Hendrix
Israeli Rental Agent
Ayelet Ben-Hur
Tony
Alex Corrado
Jimmy
Brad Duck
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Jason Fuchs
Damian Claus
Andy Dick
Himself
Ed Koch
Head Elf
Gary Pratt
Mun Chi
Woodrow Asai
Teenage Gentile
Daryl Wein
Gentile Boy No. 1
Michael Mylett
Gentile Boy No. 2
T.J. Sullivan
Gentile Girl No. 1
Audrey Twitchell
Gentile Girl No. 2
Alexa Eisenstein
Old Woman
Evelyn Page
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
George Hosmer
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Mario Van Peebles
ADL Chairman
Ronald Schultz
JDL Member No. 1
Leslie Shenkel
JDL Member No. 2
Alan Nebelthau
Council Elder
Jerome F. Richards
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
C.P. Lacey
Black Teen
Ephraim Benton
Blonde Gentile Girl
Devin Rene Burns
Freckle-Faced Gentile
Jimmy Walsh
Samples Woman
Chris McGinn
Bambi
Kathryn Gordon
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Peter Coyote
Mrs. Carver
Nora Dunn
Tiny Tim
Sean Whalen
Jamal
Tony Cox
Santa
Richard Riehle
Sweetback
Melvin Van Peebles
Supervising Sound Editor
Lou Kleinman
Writer
Jonathan Kesselman
Director
Director of Photography
Kurt Brabbee
Original Music Composer
Michael Cohen
Editor
Dean Holland