Bruce Campbell
Jeff
Taylor Sharpe
Big Debbie
Ariel Badenhop
Guan-Di / Cavealien Monster
James J. Peck
Petra
Jennifer Brown
Cinematographer
Kurt Rauf
Hack Director
Mike Kallio
Tiny
Adam Boyd
Fan #1
Stephen A. White
Fan #2
Mike Estes
Fan #3
Michael Meyer
Wheelchair Fan
Vincent Rogo Angelini
Kelly
Grace Thorsen
Kasey
Janelle Farber
Charlene
Dana D. Turner
Soccer Mom
Elise Passante
Skippy
Tayves Pelletier
Liz
Hallie Cameron
Hank
Steve Carlson
Edna
Catherine Rowe
Split Man
Robert Faulconer
Farmer
Butch McCain
Shot in the Chest Guy
Mike Campbell
Mills Toddner / Wing
Ted Raimi
Shot in the Shoulder Guy
Colin Campbell
Shot in the Arm Guy
Randy Granstrom
Shot in the Leg Guy
John Bach
Shot in the Ear Guy
Kenny Juttner
Bicycle Kid
Mason Faulconer
Old Lady
Flora R. Albano
Disinterested Townie
Jeff Hunter
Stripclub Dancer
Jennifer Diaz
Studio Shemp
Mike Richardson
Bowling Shemp
Craig "Kif" Sanborn
Mayor
Ben McCain
Sam 'n Rob
Loki
The Milkman
Ronald P. Zwang
Oregon Rain
Dan Daniella
Brian Tamblin
Nick Vitiello
Tyler Hulsey
Producer Shemp (uncredited)
Gary Kout
Cave Patrol (uncredited)
Casey Larios
Sasquatch Shemp (uncredited)
Jackson Rowe
Gold Lick Townie (uncredited)
David Salsa
Cheryl
Ellen Sandweiss
Studio Shemp (uncredited)
Chris Tongue
Hack Director / Annoyed Townie
Michael Kallio
Frank
Timothy Patrick Quill
Dirt Farmer
Danny Hicks
Clayton
Logan Martin
Little Debbie
Ali Akay
Producer
Director
Music
Screenplay
Mark Verheiden
Production Design
George Costello
Line Producer
Associate Producer
Costume Design
Claudia Everett
Editor
M. Scott Smith
Director of Photography
Makeup Department Head
Amanda Needham
Sound Designer
George R. Groves Jr.
Original Music Composer
Joseph LoDuca