Adam Harris
Gary Lundy
Mr. Frankfurt Dickwalder
Larry Miller
Laura
Lindsey Axelsson
Denise
Jessica Morris
Snippy
Jackson Rathbone
Carl Smith
Brett Claywell
Ralph Lee Cheng
Derek Mio
Brian Saxton
Mike Dunay
Lamar Washington
Texas Battle
Ms. Minn
Karen Y. McClain
Reverend
Ted Lange
Blanche
Kendall Carly Browne
Cathleen Harris
Lea Thompson
Hippy Chick
Netta Most
Lamar's Father
Earl Billings
Mr. Lee Cheng
Tom Yi
Uncle Todd
Russell Peters
Barry The Shithouse
Jerod Mixon
Harry the Shithouse
Jamal Mixon
Model #1
Jami Miller
Model #2
Dita de Leon
Model #3
Diane Hudock
Sharon / Administrator
Melissa Butts
Ellen Harris
Tara Reid
Make Out Girl (uncredited)
Liesl Jackson
Big Leo
Vic Manni
Student
De'Angelo Wright
Cara
Kayla Ewell
Scott
Talan Torriero
Mr. Rigetti
Norm Macdonald
Lionel Huffer
Clint Howard
Tate
Chuck Carter
Isha
Taryn Southern
Executive Producer
Nicholas Celozzi
Producer
David E. Ornston
Costume Design
Camille Jumelle
Corey Large
George Gallo
Julie Lott
Director
Nick Weiss
Writer
Evan Wasserstrom
Marlon Parry
Jonathan Sachar
Richard Salvatore
Freddy Braidy
Music
Chris Boardman
Director of Photography
Michael Negrin
Editor
Darrin Navarro
John M. Vitale
Production Design
Joe Lemmon
"B" Camera Operator
Joseph M. Setele
Second Unit Director of Photography