Chrissy
Asta Paredes
Lauren
Catherine Corcoran
Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock
Josh Potter
Coach Kotter
Debbie Rochon
Slater
Stefan Dezil
Aunt Bee
Brenda Rickert
God
Ron Jeremy
Ms. Bigguns
Nicola Fiore
Lauren 6 Months Later
Joe Fleishaker
Audrey Benjamin
Charlotte Kaufman
Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Doug Sakmann
Shower Girl
Monique Dupree
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Lloyd Kaufman
Tromorganic Burger Victim
Nico Praz
School Janitor
Mark Torgl
Narrator
Stan Lee
The President
Lemmy Kilmister
Named Him Randall
Robert Bozek
Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon
John Patrick Brennan
Zac's Rejection Girl
Teresa Hui
Nadia White
Shower Girl Brandy
Brandy Mason
The Angry Video Game Nerd
James D. Rolfe
Zack
Zac Amico
Tro-Gasm Girl
Corina Taylor
Cameo
Bailey Jay
Tromaville Citizen
John Migliore
Asian School Girl
Meg Carriero
Eugene's Tranny Friend
Lauren Sylvester
Heather Cahill
Leonardo
Vito Trigo
Principal Westly
Babette Bombshell
Eugene
Clay von Carlowitz
Rachel Ruysch
Tara E. Miller
Donatello
Mike Baez
Michaelangelo
Mark Quinnette
Special Effects
Fernando Alle
Producer
Jeff Lasky
Michael Herz
Director
Writer
Co-Producer
Travis Campbell
Justin A. Martell
Original Music Composer
Ethan Hurt
Casting
Chelsea Holland
Director of Photography
Justin Duval
Editor
Art Direction
Seager Dixon
Makeup Artist
Merritt Evelyn Christensen