Sir Norbert Smith
Harry Enfield
Interviewer
Melvyn Bragg
Ruby Lawrence
Josie Lawrence
Horatio
John Elmes
Cecilia Johanson
Felicity Montagu
Harry Crabbe
David Henry
Western Mayor
Gareth Vaughan
Clementine
Jane Snowden
Dick Dotty
Mike Kelly
Mary Beethoven
Catherine Chevalier
Sarah Brightman
Mary Chilton
Brian Beale/Ken
Joe McGann
Old Duffer
Charles Simon
Mrs. Grim
Susan Field
Eileen
Jenny Funnell
Cyril Freebody
Geoffrey Chater
Davy Throb
Con O'Neill
Mrs. Wilson
Amanda Walker
Billy
Henry Power
Greenham Women's Leader
Barbara Windsor
Greenham Officer
Kenneth Connor
German General
Michael Godley
German Sergeant
John Golightly
Mr. Wilkinson
Stewart Harwood
Will Silly
Peter Goodwright
Melvyn Merry
George Raistrick
Lady Norbert
Renée Asherson
Barney
Simon Godley
Policeman
Charles Pemberton
Sir Donald Stuffy
Moray Watson
Director
Geoff Posner
Writer
Geoffrey Perkins
Producer
Original Music Composer
David Firman
Executive Producer
Denise O'Donoghue
Sound Recordist
Colin Nicolson