John
Mark Wahlberg
Ted (voice)
Seth MacFarlane
Shep Wild
John Slattery
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Dancer (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Joy
Cocoa Brown
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Noelle Trudeau
Lance Norris
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Tom Jessup
John Carroll Lynch
Judge
Ron Canada
Customer
Liam Neeson
Fertility Doctor
Dennis Haysbert
Narrator (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Samantha
Amanda Seyfried
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer
Sebastian Arcelus
Karl Jackson
Jay Patterson
Comic
Steve Callaghan
Adoption Agent
Nana Visitor
Female Nurse
Maggie Geha
Allison
Jessica Szohr
Blind Guy
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Tami-Lynn
Jessica Barth
Waitress
Lexi Atkins
Todd Kidder
Jack Knight
Boston Newscaster
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Neighbor
William Xifaras
Wedding Singer
Curtis Stigers
NYC Doctor
Julius Sharpe
NYC Nurse
Liz Morgan
Obi-Wan
Alec Sulkin
Stormtrooper
Ralph Garman
Jury Foreman
Michael Steven Costello
Donny
Giovanni Ribisi
Juror
J. Mark Donaldson
Frank Lloyd
Bailiff
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Receptionist
Becki Dennis
Band Leader
Robert Holfelder
Cyclist
Michael Trisler
Jogger
Ryan Hanna
Hasbro CEO Assistant
Kate Gustafson
Pundit
David Goldman
Ted Jessup
Patrick Meighan
Morgan Freeman
Ronobir Lahiri
Barry Ratcliffe
Chris Regan
Nefetari Spencer
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Wellesley Wild
Cop (Boston PD)
Lenny Clarke
Chris Neville
Meighan Assistant
Rachael MacFarlane
Reporter
Christy Scott Cashman
Sam J. Jones
Nerd (Wedgie)
Joseph J. Micucci
Comic Con Fan
Josiah Blount
Security Guard
Johnny Alves
Silvio Cuadra
Borg
Dustin Ybarra
Hellboy
Matthew J. Walters
Vendor
Aaron Zell
Film Executive
Scott Wahle
Police Dispatcher
John Viener
Diner Waitress
Kate B. O'Brien
Guy
Patrick Warburton
Bachelor Party Guest
Billy Concha
Jump Rope Guy
Andrew Torres
Wedding Announcer
Luke Adams
Ted Toy (voice)
Tara Strong
Tiffany
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Brittany O'Connor
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Rick
Michael Dorn
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Alexandra Creteau
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Kt Baldassaro
Laura-Elise Barrett
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
Bar Patron (uncredited)
John Franchi
Chia Chen
Lexie Contursi
Frank
Bill Smitrovich
Chassidy Cox
Nea Dune
Diana Emuge
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Enku Gubaie
Reporter (uncredited)
London Hall
Isabel Wagner
Sandra Yap
Isabella Sanchez
Sagan Rose
Stunt Coordinator
Brian Smyj
Stunt Driver
Jeremy Fry
Writer
Executive Producer
Script Supervisor
Kelly Cronin
Associate Producer
Mickey Giacomazzi
Stunt Double
Steve Kelso
Stunts
Joe Bucaro III
Jessie Graff
Debbie Evans
Allison Caetano
Scott Rogers
Producer
Jason Clark
Scott Stuber
Jason Chu
Heidi Moneymaker
Director
Characters
Electrician
Christopher Ferguson
John Jacobs
Technical Supervisor
Jarrod Anderson
Animation
Andy Hass
Mike Safianoff
Visual Effects Producer
Jenny Fulle
Danny Southard
Seung Hoo Ihm
Nick Fredin
Michael Parks
Michael Bomagat
Chuck Duke
Jonathan Macintosh
Special Effects
Melissa Jimenez Ramirez
Special Effects Coordinator
John Ruggieri
Diana Roche
Herve Desroches
Jay Cail Stone
Sue Houston Safianoff
J.D. Schwalm
Thomas Carroll
Driver
David W. Dale
Frederick B. Vega
Art Direction
Bryan Felty
Alexa Hale
Casting
Sheila Jaffe
Editor
Jeff Freeman
David Kenney
Nico Woulard
Visual Effects
Rick McMahon
Production Design
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Mark Powers
Ashlen Aquila
Lighting Technician
Howard R. Campbell
Amy Lu
Nicholas Tripodi
David Ward
Director of Photography
Michael Barrett
Original Music Composer
Walter Murphy
Music Editor
Stan Jones
Moira Marquis
Orchestrator
Todd Sheidenberger
Still Photographer
Justin M. Lubin
Production Sound Mixer
David Brownlow
Kris Giacomazzi
Animation Director
Laura Anderson
Christopher Walsh
Jimmy Almeida
Compositor
Jason Madigan
Michael Queen
Chris Crowell
David Edwards
Lionel Heath
Robin Hollander
Costume Design
Cindy Evans
Co-Producer
Eric Heffron
Supervising Art Director
Peter Borck
Set Decoration
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Mark Kamine
Caty Maxey
Storyboard Artist
Todd Harris