Joan Rivers
Bobby Berosini
Elizabeth Ashley
Erma Bombeck
David Brenner
Diahann Carroll
Nell Carter
Selma Diamond
Sandy Duncan
Elvira
Cassandra Peterson
Morgan Fairchild
Lauren Hutton
Orangutan
Manis
Alan King
Mayor Edward Koch
Ed Koch
Kris Kristofferson
Michele Lee
Ali McGraw
Ali MacGraw
Howie Mandel
Willie Nelson
Anthony Perkins
Vincent Price
Lynn Redgrave
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Joyce Brothers
Little Richard
Brooke Shields
Suzanne Somers
Joan Van Ark
Judge Joseph Wapner
Joseph Wapner
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Ruth Westheimer
Betty White
George Furth
Anthony Holland
Shuko Akune
Bert Convy
Vivian Bonnell
Richard Coca
Lisa Dunsheath
Linda Dunsheath
Sid Gould
Sandy Hackett
John Harlan
Ben Kronen
Kay E. Kuter
Gela Jacobson
Gela Nash
Howie Morris
Howard Morris
Robin Leach
Yana Nirvana
Deanne Oliver
Deanna Olivier
Mae Questel
Jennifer Richards
Ken Sacha
Kenny Sacha
Eve Smith
Ray Stewart
Vernon Washington
Teenage Heidi Abromowitz (uncredited)
Kristy Swanson
Tony Randall
Charles Nelson Reilly
Father Guido Sarducci
Don Novello
Garry Shandling
Writer
Creative Consultant
Mark Hudson
Ann Elder
Executive Consultant
Sandy Wernick
Director
Alan Smithee
Executive Producer
Bill Sammeth
Stan Burns
Martha Williamson
Costume Designer
Alan Trugman
Lighting Director
Greg Brunton
Jay Redack
Music Arranger
Lenny Stack
Associate Producer
James M. Jaffee
Edgar Rosenberg
Executive In Charge Of Production
Gayle Maffeo
Costume Consultant
Ret Turner
Casting
April Webster
Tom Perew
Producer
Kenny Solms
Sheldon Keller
Art Direction
Bill Bohnert