Frank I / Ethel
Robert Caso
Frank II / Mirabelle
Kevin Schon
Herskovitz
Alex Cord
Mrs. Hess
Yvonne De Carlo
The Bartender
Richard Gautier
The Dentist
Norman Fell
The Bell Boy
Billy Barty
Fed. #1
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #2
David Birney
The Maitre D'
Camilla Sparv
Gonzales
Erik Estrada
The Cop
Bubba Smith
Misty Blue / Joanne
Courtney Gibbs
Miss Honduras
Shelley Michelle
Miss Hungary
Julie Gray
Miss Spain
Lisa Altamirano
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Cuba
Donna Baltron
Miss Poland
Penelope Crabtree
Miss Bolivia
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Iraq
Kelly Fine
Miss Romania
Maureen Flaherty
Miss France
Andrea Parker
Rupert Hess
Herb Edelman
Sam
Spice Williams-Crosby
Butch Guard
Virginia Brady
Waitress
Jamee Natella
The Flower Peddler
Ted Lange
Gesundheim II
Robert Sacchi
Bruno
Brian Thompson
Garcia / Gesundheim
M. Emmet Walsh
The First Class Stewardess
Shannon Tweed
The Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Airborne Mustard Lover
Little Richard
Von Bulo
John Vernon
Stunts
Charlie Brewer
Story
Nico Mastorakis
Writer
Director
Producer
Kirk Ellis
Executive Producer
Isabelle Mastorakis
Editor
Bert Glatstein
Casting
Kevin Alber
Production Design
Dins W. W. Danielsen
Director of Photography
Andreas Bellis
Art Direction
Easton Michael Smith
Music
Jerry Grant
Key Makeup Artist
Nina Kent
Choreographer
Rhonda Miller