Ivan Alexeev
John Cusack
Josh Tager
Tim Robbins
June Tager
Connie Stevens
Roscoe
King Cotton
Mo Fuzz
Don Cornelius
Get Rich Quick Guy
Bobcat Goldthwait
You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy
Lyle Alzado
The Blender Children
Brian James
Himself
"Weird Al" Yankovic
FBI Man
Jello Biafra
Norman's Spanker (uncredited)
Courtney Love
Dick Slammer
Stiv Bators
Samantha Gregory
Mary Crosby
Ricky Fell
Xander Berkeley
Pimply Guard
Danny Epper
Mr. G.
Ebbe Roe Smith
Mr. B.
Keith Joe Dick
Norton
Lee Arenberg
Hitman #1
Rocky Giordani
Hitman #2
John Marshall Jones
Hitman #3
John Durbin
Merlin Hinkle
Milton Selzer
Heavy Metal Fan
Zander Schloss
Norman Mart
Clu Gulager
Madame Olga
Jo Harvey Allen
Bartender
Sy Richardson
Bald Executive
Coati Mundi
Student Journalist
Patrick O'Neill
RVTV-VJ
Martha Quinn
Critic #1
John Fleck
FBI Man #1
FBI Man #2
Bob McLean
News Anchor
Tiiu Leek
News Reporter
Scott St. James
Belinda Mart
Katy Boyer
Rock Star
Ted Nugent
Record Executive
Doug E. Fresh
Water Man
Michael Nesmith
Video Protector
Ed Pansullo
Window Washer
Steve McCambridge
Calypso Dancer
Jennifer Balgobin
T-Shirt Vendor
Michael Franco
Tish
Slavitza Jovan
Body Buddy
John Lykes
Foxy Extra
Jeannine Bisignano
Kay Mart
Jessica Walter
Visual Aplomb
David Anthony Higgins
Steve Higgins
Dutch Reagan (voice)
Jim Ward
Menudo Fan
Peter McCarthy
Stu Beaumont
Joe Cosentino
Young Swanky Modes
James Strong
Cube Squared
Dan Blom
Billy Ferrick
Thomas Persson
Ranchbone
Angelo Moore
Billy Diamond
Sam Moore
Lester Diamond
Junior Walker
Nikki Morton
Susan Tyrrell
Sid Tager
Doug McClure
First Assistant Director
Josh King
Art Direction
Don Diers
Executive Producer
Casting
Victoria Thomas
Music Supervisor
Nigel Harrison
Stunts
Bob Brown
Director
Bill Fishman
Screenplay
Story
Production Design
Catherine Hardwicke
Director of Photography
Bojan Bazelli
Property Master
Brad Einhorn
Glory Fioramonti
Sound Recordist
Jeanette Browning
Script Supervisor
Jan Evans
Associate Producer
Andrew Z. Davis
Jim Herzfeld
Assistant Art Director
Leslie A. Leitner
Co-Producer
Robert S. Lecky
Eric Barrett
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Matthew Iadarola
Ryan Rowe
Producer
Costume Design
Elizabeth McBride
Production Manager
Editor
Mondo Jenkins
Camera Operator
Bryan Duggan
Set Dresser
Chris Ubick
Wayne Heitman
Art Department Coordinator
Elizabeth Flaherty
Original Music Composer
Fishbone
Tom Morga