Crippled MacGuffin
Matt James
Trampled Boy MacGuffin
Hanz Dalken
Alien 1
Richard Barron
Alien 2
Geno Napoli
Himself
Dale Ashmun
Ted E. Bear
Natalie Asparagus
Jeanette Hauser
Garth Currie
Veronica
Veronica Russell
Powdered Bum
Allen Houston
TV Hotel Host
Mike Lyddon
Les Shankportion
Inanna, Evil Go-Go Dancer
Lorelei Fuller
Preacher
Jeff Hockenheimer
Mardi Gras Go'er
Susie Labry
Ninja
Jason Deas
Radio DJ
John Sinclair
Galileo
Keith Bien
Bureaucratic Angel
Roy L. Jackson Jr.
Cajun Chef
Jerry Morris
Severed Hand
Zombie!
Karl DeMolay
Director
Will Frank
Producer
Makeup Effects
Daniel Jouet
Cinematography
Writer
John R. Woods
Music
Ben Sumner
Peter Baldwin