Derek Washington
Ron Hall
Gustoff Slovak
Mel Novak
Spike
McKay Stewart
Hit Man
Christian Milano
Big Snaps
Keith Daniels
Barry Ray
Jesse Kitten
Vampire Harrison
Ross Hoagland
Slug / Office Cop
Joe Pavoncordero
Spaghetti Cop
Joe De Robbio
Captain Hall
Eric Von Kritlow
Patrol Cop 1
Evan Katz
Patrol Cop 2
Tony Lawson
Master Kao
Gerald Okamura
Captain Baynard
Brad Maynard
Terminator Cop
Ilaria Oaklander
Rudy Ray Moore
Samantha Morris (as Merry Everest)
Merry Birchfield
Chadwick Pelletier
Vampire
Elle Beyer
Jerry Curl Vampire
Jon Fink
Zombie
B.J. Smith
Boss Wang
Duey Wong
Associate Producer
Director
Writer
Executive Producer
David Huey
Producer
Editor
Tadd Riley
Director of Photography
Ed Tillman