Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler
Dave Thomas
Marcy
Mary Gross
Bartender
David Fury
Edie
Lillian Adams
Nurse
Jeanne Bates
Gas Attendant
Paul Feig
Attorney
Barry Diamond
Self
Lisa Canning
Ivan Delbert
Curtis Armstrong
Prison Guard
Tom Virtue
Kirsty Kristie
Sarah Carson
A.P.B. A.D.
Ted Davis
Mike Connors
Hans
Rick Cramer
Paramedic
Lenny Hicks
Barbee
Diane Stilwell
Joan Rivers
Detective #1
Dom Irrera
The Judge
Ronny Graham
Elton Spoole
Tracey Walter
Ray Tidrow
Clint Howard
Gary Grape 2
Prince Hughes
Sidewalk Santa
Ryan Stiles
Director
David Jablin
Writer
Michael Barrie
Jim Mulholland