Martin Luxford
Hugo Speer
Joan Woodcock
Lisa Stansfield
Oi
James Hicks
Maria
Nerys Hughes
Colin Wooton
Del Henney
Terry Storey
Jon Huyton
Arnold
Dermot Keaney
Cockney Wanker
Eddie Webber
Orangeman Pianist
Gavin Watson
Heavy Metal Landlord
Carl Chase
Prison Warder
Chris Walker
Liam Luxford
Paul Usher
Mags Luxford
Rita Tushingham
Sid Luxford
Tom Bell
Mighty Mac
Alexei Sayle
Uncle Matty
Tom Georgeson
Buddy
Scot Williams
Andy
Danny McCall
Jack
Clarence Clemons
Assistant Director
Matthew Sharp
Writer
Su Lim
Producer
Director
Nick Mead