Ben Healy
John Ritter
Junior Healy
Michael J. Oliver
Mr. Thron
James Tolkan
Emily
Martha Quinn
Voytek
Zach Grenier
Murph
Eric Edwards
Dolly
Krystle Mataras
Madison
Tiffany Mataras
Animal Control Guy #1
Dennis Redfield
Animal Control Guy #2
Bill Warren
Rhoda
Kristina Simonds
Scuzzy Boyfriend
Aaron Vaughn
Big Ben Healy
Jack Warden
Bridal Shower Lady
Denise Lecce
Nancy Duerr
Health Official
Tom Nowicki
Ric Reitz
Lab Technician
Bill Cordell
Upset Wife
Hillary Matthews
Pathetic Defiant Man
Robert Small
Freckled Boy on Ride
Danny Gura
LaWanda Dumore
Laraine Newman
Annie Young
Amy Yasbeck
Trixie Young
Ivyann Schwan
Igor Peabody
Gilbert Gottfried
Smith
Paul Willson
Aron Burger
Alan Blumenfeld
Debbie Claukinski
Charlene Tilton
Writer
Larry Karaszewski
Producer
Robert Simonds
Director
Brian Levant
Scott Alexander
Original Music Composer
David Kitay
Director of Photography
Peter Smokler
Editor
Lois Freeman-Fox
Production Design
Maria Caso
Robert P. Seppey