Thad Castle
Alan Ritchson
Alex Moran
Darin Brooks
Radon Randell
Page Kennedy
Holly
Lindsey Sporrer
Dick Dawg
Jimmy Tatro
Dhani Jones
Satan / Gift Wrap Man
Remington Jay Perregaux
Tina
Erica Page
Dean Olivares
Ed Amatrudo
Auctioneer
Barry Ratcliffe
Nerdy Looking Kid
William Frasca
Cop
Anthony Reynolds
Sammy Cacciatore
Chris Romano
Young Thad
Hudson Shank
Stephanie
Katelynn Derengowski
Mojito Girl
Leann Lei
Amber
Brittany Ann Boudreault
Valerie
Mary Elizabeth Runyon
Second Student
Greggory Daniels
Third Student
Miles Duffield
Football Player (uncredited)
Derek Severson
Mary Jo Cacciatore
Frankie Shaw
Coach Marty Daniels
Ed Marinaro
Harmon Tedesco
James Cade
Donnie Schrab
Rob Ramsay
Larry Summers
Omari Newton
Julia King
Kelly Kruger
Craig Shiloh
Sam Jones
Director
Lev L. Spiro
Producer
Writer
Eric Falconer