Coach Scott Deshields
Bruce Davison
Caitlin DeShields
Erin Cahill
Myron Segal
Evan O'Brien
Ronald Rosenblatt
Dick Spenneberg
Juan 'Scrap' Rodriguez
Jorge Rodarte
Sean 'Milky' Cronin
Adam McGill
Richard John Thomas Johnson
Casey Katofsky
Sharif Ali
Sharif Ibrahim
Rent-a-Cop
David Banks
President Pratt's Secretary
Rosie Garcia
Slappy Smith
Joe Russell
Coach Hack Jones
Sam Scarber
President Jennine Wormer Pratt
Kate Vernon
Alysia 'Big Mama' Chance
Alysia Joy Powell
Party Girl
Demi Baumann
White Kitty
Lily Berlina
Voice of Holly
Nora Frankovich
Annoyed Student
Ryan Graff
Work it Hard Girl
Brooke Kalama
Chloe Grace
V.K. Lynne
Black Kitty
Thessa Mloe
Little Girl
Chloe Jo Rountree
Warren West
David Rountree
Frank Bender
Ryan Carlberg
Tour Girl
Kim Taff
Coach Kassem Bosco
Larry Thomas
Maurice 'Mo' Jamal
Allen Maldonado
Phan Quan
Dat Phan
Jimmy Zellman
Josh Blue
Self
Roger Clemens
Daniel 'Data' Maurer
Chris Moir
Writer
Editor
Producer
Director
Music
Walter Afanasieff
Makeup Department Head
Vunny Hernandez
Jake Katofsky
Executive Producer
Jeff Katofsky
J.P. Pierce
Art Direction
Production Manager