Neil Baldwin
Toby Jones
Mary
Gemma Jones
Ringmaster
Paul Hunter
Mr Saeed
Pal Aron
Registrar
Michael Fox
Doris
Jacqueline Redgewell
Paddy
Toby DeCann
Richard
Jack Wilkinson
Alan
Brennan Reece
Himself
Gary Lineker
Uriah Rennie
Norman Barrett
Lou Macari
Tony Curran
Lorry Driver
Paul Bell
House of Commons Security
Ben Abell
Stoke City fan
David Robinson
Ken Dodd
Rev Mark
Nicholas Gleaves
Malcolm
Greg McHugh
Laino
Jordan Murphy
Bomber
Oliver Ashworth
Pete
Liam Ainsworth
Rev McCoist
Steven Cree
Elaine
Mona Goodwin
Director
Julian Farino
Writer
Peter Bowker
Standby Property Master
Phil Bull
Executive Producer
Lucy Richer
Foley Recordist
Catherine Thomas
Costume Design
Ian Fulcher
Makeup Artist
Laura Romain
Art Direction
Maddy Turnbull
Patrick Spence
Original Music Composer
Adrian Johnston
Hairstylist
Lino Carbosiero
Julie Atkins
Director of Photography
David Odd
Casting
Shaheen Baig
Sallie Adams
Producer
Katie Swinden
Editor
Elen Pierce Lewis
Production Design
Anthea Nelson
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Stuart Hilliker