Otto Granberry
Steve Burns
Steven P.D. Landry
Judd Nelson
Bunyan Pritchett
Bob Rue
Cecil Crenshaw
Jeremy Childs
Amos Crenshaw
Joshua Childs
Alexander Graham Bell
Bill Lippincott
Dr. Myron Berman
John Schile
Monroe Overton
Bruce Halperin
Myrtie Van Hoover
Laura Durant
Elton
Max Bullis
Hamilton Veale
Kevin Berman
Franklin Abercrombie
Bruce Dellis
Turner Claymore
Darrell Hammond
Hazel Von Borscht
Amanda Melby
Esther Thrillington
Jennifer Pfalzgraff
Hickman Moody
Rich Kozlowski
Berman's Assistant
Carin Sprague
Scarred NetherWoman
Charlotte Bell
Thanksgiving Meal Eater
Andy Nelson
Berm-Tech Employee
Ronald Axell
Tony D'Alessio
Deon Doughty
Michael Fleck
Henry Welby
Dave Foley
'Waxy' Dan Paraffin
Jason Mewes
President James A. Garfield
Robert Wagner
Pearl Stricklett
Amy Davidson
Dow Byrum
Brian Ronalds
Emmitt Neely
Maiz Lucero
Rebecca Sibley
Robyn Allen
Co-Producer
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Music
Tim Clark
Cinematography
Stefan von Bjorn
Editor
Dean Matthew Ronalds
Production Design
Hope Latimer
Darryl Parsons
Costume Design
Paula Rogers
Director
Line Producer