Alexander Walker
Tim Jahn
Tony Blair
Michael A. Martinez
Redneck Attacker
Raymond L. Martinez
Nobody
Wayne Horine
Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk
Shannon R. Anderson III
GNC Store Clerk
Christy Sandberg
Clueless Interviewee
Anthony Fork
Smarmy Interviewee
Shawn Francheck
Nigel
Dominic Fantazzi
Calan Fairbrain
C. Alan Ploegsma
Gregory Wallin
Greg S. Campbell
Chief Redneck
David M. Wood
Redneck
George N. Thompson
Brian Klapstein
Young Hick
Joshua Thompson
Silly American
Chip Brookes
Director of Photography
Director
Editor