Edison
Carrot Top
Natalie Stockwell
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Harlan Granger
Jack McGee
Toby McMillan Gate Guard
Fred Stoller
Mr Withermeyer
Taylor Negron
Rev. Hatley
Rance Howard
Larry
Glenn Shadix
Condom Boss
Jack Riley
Newscaster
Mark Kriski
Tennis Instructor
Cindy Margolis
Himself
Little Richard
Museum Security Guard
Eric Esch
Bradford McMillan
Larry Miller
Grace Kosik
Raquel Welch
Ty
Mystro Clark
Zak
Jack Plotnick
Armand McMillan
Jack Warden
Ms. Krubavitch
Estelle Harris
Landers
Bill Erwin
Freemont
M. Emmet Walsh
Story
Alfredo Septién
Screenplay
Director
Alex Zamm
Turi Meyer
Editor
Jimmy Hill
Key Hair Stylist
Cindy Nakadaira
Production Design
Aaron Osborne
Costume Design
Seok Halley Yoon
Stunt Coordinator
Scott Hubbell
Set Decoration
Danielle Berman
Denise Dowden
Original Music Composer
Chris Haijan
Director of Photography
David Lewis