Chief Ironbottom
Victor Buono
Pony Lambretta
Tony Danza
Mr. Burnice
Richard Deacon
Raquel
Gunilla Hutton
Virginia Trickwood
Roz Kelly
Mrs. Palumbo
Liz Torres
Narrator (voice)
Don Adams
Willie the Wino
Mason Adams
The Man in White
Mitch Kreindel
Thug
Michael Delano
Sophia
Tessa Richarde
Marilyn
E. Wetta Little
Studsky
Jamie Farr
Chickie Baby (voice)
Mel Blanc
Kindly Doctor
Allen Case
Truck Driver
W.T. Zacha
Rookie Cop
Jack Lindine
Fitzhugh
Colin Hamilton
Great Lady
Harriet Medin
Dandified Gentleman
Carle Bensen
Candy Store Proprietor
Iris Adrian
Girl #1
Linda Lawrence
Girl #2
Kathy Clarke
Len 'Hatch' Hatchington
John Byner
Hooker #1
Twink Caplan
Hooker #2
Muffi Durham
Stunner
Tanya Boyd
Lt. Nojack
Gavin MacLeod
Sheriff Tim MacSkye
Buck Owens
Sgt. Salty Sanderson
Connie Stevens
Parks the Pusher
Jimmie Walker
Lt. Palumbo
Burt Young
Det. Starkos
Marty Allen
Executive Producer
Aaron Spelling
Director
Roger Duchowny
Writer
Ron Friedman
Set Decoration
Richard Reams
Douglas S. Cramer
Editor
John F. Schreyer
Director of Photography
Archie R. Dalzell
Costume Design
Nolan Miller
Music
Artie Kane
Producer
Robert L. Jacks
Art Direction
Tom Trimble
Paul Sylos