Emmannuelle Prevert
Suzanne Danielle
Emile Prevert
Kenneth Williams
Dandy
Merlin Ward
Immigration Officer
Dino Shafeek
Ancient General
Eric Barker
Cynical Lady
Joan Benham
Concorde Steward
James Fagan
Surgery Nurse
Tricia Newby
Sentry
Malcolm Johns
Doctor
Albert Moses
The Prime Minister
Robert Dorning
Arabian Official
Steve Plytas
Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia
Kenneth Connor
Police Commissioner
Michael Nightingale
Blonde in Pub
Claire Davenport
U.S. Ambassador
Bruce Boa
Lord Chief Justice
Llewellyn Rees
Admiral of the Fleet
Jack Lynn
Drunken Husband
Norman Mitchell
French Buxom Blonde
Deborah Brayshaw
French Parson
John Carlin
Girl at Zoo
Louise Burton
Substitute Football Player
John Hallet
Mrs. Dangle
Joan Sims
German Soldier
Gertan Klauber
Colette
Susanna East
Harry Hernia
Howard Nelson
Football Referee
Bruce Wyllie
Maternity Nurse
Marianne Maskell
Injured Footballer
Philip Clifton
Fleet Street Journalist
Stanley McGeagh
I.T.N. Newscaster
Corbet Woodall
Second Reporter
Neville Ware
Booked Footballer
Nick White
Lyons
Jack Douglas
BBC Newscaster
Tim Brinton
First Reporter
Bill Hutchinson
Third Reporter
Jane Norman
V.I.P. (uncredited)
Barrie Holland
Richmond
Peter Butterworth
Theodore Valentine
Larry Dann
Mrs. Valentine
Beryl Reid
Harold Hump
Henry McGee
Man in Launderette
Victor Maddern
Producer
Peter Rogers
Director
Gerald Thomas
Screenplay
Lance Peters
Costume Design
Courtenay Elliott
Art Direction
Jack Shampan
Hairdresser
Betty Sherriff
Camera Operator
Godfrey A. Godar
Sound Recordist
Otto Snel
Production Manager
Roy Goddard
Makeup Artist
Robin Grantham
Danny Daniel
Assistant Director
Gregory Dark
Editor
Peter Boita
Music
Eric Rogers
Second Assistant Director
Mike Higgins