Lucinda
Sara Crowe
Katherine
Annette Badland
Maureen Riley
Gaye Brown
Gerald Riley
Louis Hammond
Sandra Sweet
Catherine Rabett
Mario the Magician
Harry Peacock
Mario's Mother
Tricia George
Portly Vicar
George Pensotti
Sling/Neckbrace
David Curtiz
Ted
Philip Bird
Alfonso
Christopher Biggins
Sally
Polly Jo Pleasence
Amanda
Nadia Sawalha
Tarquin
Bohdan Poraj
Neville Goodenough
Paul Shelley
Sydney Fisher
Leslie Phillips
Pip
Tim McMullan
Algie
Guy Henry
Ronnie Rich
Gerard Kelly
Rupert Irstead
Paul Rattigan
Melvin
Nickolas Grace
Director
Mark Greenstreet
Producer
Christopher Milburn
Writer
Music
Simon May